Trapper Keeper...

This is a tale of a girl that is not pretty nor skinny enough to actually date within the regular population. She is a horrible mess of emotions, self loathing and just plain sadness. She dates vicariously through the gay men that she surrounds herself with and attempts to be HIGHLY involved in their lives. This girl's name will be "Trapper Keeper" for this exercise. We'll use Trapper for short.

This girl was birthed some 25 years ago. Not much is known (by me) about her younger days. All I know is of current events. I can truly see that she is a sad being, a wretched creature. I'd like to think that most are able to see this. I even think that this despair and pity that she draws from others sustains her.

Trapper could really have a very nice personality and could be easier on the eyes if she would stop being such a conniving bitch and start to care more about her health and her own problems than worrying about when she's gonna get her next queer fix. She gets so wrapped up in the problems of others that she takes no time to be a healthy person. (and by the way, I do know that I am letting myself go a bit. I've got my own issues but they're personal and I have my own life and make my own decisions. Sorry, just a disclaimer for those that would think that I am singling Trapper out)

Trapper has been so caught up in the drama of her queers that it has been causing problems. She has a fat mouth. She does not know when to keep a secret or hold things in confidence. You tell her something that you think is completely between the two of you and within the next five minutes the entire community knows about it.

This is a personal experience that i have had with Trapper: First of all, I do admit that I was in the wrong and this whole situation could have been avoided if I kept my pants on. *the lights fade on the stage*....... A few years ago when I was having relations with Deacon I met his friends Tom and Jerry. Tom and Jerry were "happily" dating each other and I ended up getting mixed up with the two of them and having a threesome. It was supposed to be kind of a quiet thing and just a one time deal. Lots of alcohol was involved blah blah blah. After that Trapper caught wind of the KY in the air and proceeded to leak this information out to the masses. The only one that seemed to have a problem was Deacon, seeing that I was having relations with him as well as Tom and Jerry being his good friends. This caused a rift between all parties involved. Deacon and I fought about it. Deacon and Trapper were mortal enemies and T&J would've been frozen in carbonite and used as a coffee table if Deacon had the power to do so. (the above tells you why T&J, Trapper and Deacon are still at odds)

Anyway, back on point. I am not the only one that Trapper has done this to. Any information that is input is "absorbed" is regurgitated as vile refuse that exudes from her fat yap. She must be in the middle of everything at all times.

Ok enough poison for one night and to make more sense of the name "Trapper Keeper" go here for ref.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103902/